Amy Schumer Got Her Wish

Amy Schumer is all up in DC protesting Kavanaugh’s confirmation. Earlier, she told a cop she wanted to get arrested. That way she could be all, “OMG I am such a victim. I was just standing up for women and was ARRESTED for it. PATRIARCHY! OPPRESSION!”

Here is @amyschumer telling cops she *wants* to be arrested.

Cop asks “Do you want to be arrested?”

Schumer: “Yes.”

Save this for the “I can’t believe I was arrested for free speech!” Tweet from her soon. pic.twitter.com/TLGaDAyh1T

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 4, 2018

MY MOM AND AMY SCHUMER ARE GETTING ARRESTED TOGETHER AND AMY SAID HI TO ME pic.twitter.com/AqZUBUxUrd

— Z (@Theboldtype_z) October 4, 2018

Well, she got her wish. She’s been detained.

Amy Schumer was among dozens of demonstrators detained in the Hart Senate Office Building on Capitol Hill Thursday while protesting Kavanaugh. https://t.co/npL5v2f33S

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) October 4, 2018

Actress Amy Schumer is detained with other anti-Kavanaugh protesters at the Hart Senate Office Bldg. atrium on Capitol Hill. pic.twitter.com/C8N0k97ZE9

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 4, 2018

“Blurred Lines” chick Emily Ratajkowski (boy, the jokes write themselves for that one) was arrested too.

Amy Schumer and Emily Ratajkowski were both detained while protesting against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh https://t.co/gFR66zeIbY pic.twitter.com/kiMc0YSxai

— Variety (@Variety) October 4, 2018

Today I was arrested protesting the Supreme Court nomination of Brett Kavanaugh, a man who has been accused by multiple women of sexual assault. Men who hurt women can no longer be placed in positions of power. pic.twitter.com/nnwq1O4qk3

— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) October 4, 2018

Woo-hoo! Photo op time YAAAAS.

Amy Schumer is one of the many #CancelKavanaugh protesters arrested here in the Hart Senate Office Building just now. #DC pic.twitter.com/Hc2coZP0Qz

— Marissa J. Lang (@Marissa_Jae) October 4, 2018

Wow! So brave! Gaze upon your feminist heroes, America!