A Swing And A MISS: Avenatti Has No Idea How Chess Is Played

This may be one of the most accidentally hilarious tweets of all time:

Donald Trump plays tic-tac-toe. We play chess. And we keep swinging…

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 30, 2018

Nevermind the fact that this tweet is ALL FLUFF.

Um, Mikey? How exactly do you think chess is played?

Which part of chess involves “swinging”? I think you may be playing the game wrong.

— Mike Daitch (@mikedaitch) October 1, 2018

There is no crying in baseball.

There is no swinging in chess.

Dude, no wonder you always lose… you don’t swing anything in chess 🤷‍♀️

— RaKell Rosciszewski (@MrsRotnjetski) September 30, 2018

“They’re dumb, we’re smart, and we keep showing our smarts by making inapt metaphors.”

— Razor (@hale_razor) October 1, 2018

DJT plays tic-tac-toe. We play chess. And we never onsides kick. Uno! pic.twitter.com/3GrNxkKrln

— Keko Moore (@kekomoore) October 1, 2018

But seriously,

What in the hell is that even supposed to mean?

— Lord Marshal (@DigitalKnave) October 1, 2018

Exactly.