I often get BURNED OUT on all the outrage floating around in the news.
I mean… WOOF. It’s always something. ‘Im starting to feel NUMB to ALL OF IT. Can I have ONE day where something in the news doesn’t make me wanna QUIT THE WORLD?
No… probably not. But anyway, I decided to start my morning on a high note… so I checked out Dolly Parton’s twitter.
Her latest tweet was EXACTLY what my heart needed:
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β Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) August 20, 2018
YAAAASSSSS!!!!
JOLENE, JOLENE, JOLENE, JOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEENE. I’M BEGGING OF YOU PLEASE DON’T TAKE MAAAA MAN.
If you don’t get the joke, we can’t be friends.
I legit thought this meme was dead. But nope, QUEEN DOLLY breathed LIFE back into this played out meme like the magical fairy she is.
These people can all be my friends:
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β Tomβs my friend πππ (@Laura_everton79) August 20, 2018
This song is my signature karaoke jam. πππ
β π³οΈβπ PETTY RUBBLE (@HillaryzMyHmgrl) August 20, 2018
YES!
When your jam is 40 years old and everyone sings along you have a winner. pic.twitter.com/x1YHaDVi1c
β John The Maintenance Guy (@JohnMaintenanc1) August 20, 2018
JOLENE WILL ALWAYS BE THE JAM.
One of the reasons she is and always will be a queen
β π₯κ°λ°π₯ (@andrewgaga) August 21, 2018
Lmaooooo dolly with that millennial culture π she gets it
β π₯κ°λ°π₯ (@andrewgaga) August 21, 2018
Dolly has her finger on the pulse of the people baby!
β JamieJames (@james0479) August 21, 2018
One of the reasons she is and always will be a queen
β π₯κ°λ°π₯ (@andrewgaga) August 21, 2018
And just like that, Dolly Parton now owns Twitter. πΈ
β Lainie (@Lainielah) August 20, 2018
ALL HAIL THE QUEEEEN!
And because it’s GONNA be stuck in your head:
BONUS: I can’t stand Miley Cyrus… but her cover of Jolene is actually REALLY good:
See? Surprisingly good, right?
Anyway…I hope this gave you the glimmer of joy it gave me!