President Trump may or may not have had sex with a porn star waaaay before he ever considered going into politics.
He was also caught on tape saying women “LET YOU grab them by the BEEEEP” if you’re famous.
KEY WORDS: LET YOU. Interesting how everyone conveniently leaves the CONSENT out of it.
Anyway – this makes him a sexual deviant or something. An orange rapist HITLER.
Funny how the left becomes a bastion of morality when it comes to Republicans’ sex lives, isn’t it?
Michael Avenatti represents a Porn Star who had sex with a rich guy and wants more money out of the deal – he also thinks he’s running for president. So while the FINE ladies of the View condemn Trump for making sexual comments, they want to know about Avenatti’s sexual fantasies.
Don’t ask me why. I can’t even pretend to get it.
Meghan McCain is all of us right now. She legit looks like she wants to die.
“A survey posted in psychology today wanted to find out why people fantasize about sex. The answers range from, you know, duh, sexual arousal and to meeting unfulfilled needs and being bored with the person you’re with. Michael, do you have these fantasies or what?” Behar asks.
He responds “Well, well, to be clear, unlike Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson, I actually believe in sex.”
I’m sorry, what?
Meghan was as confused as we are.
“How does Tucker Carlson not believe in sex? He has five kids, he definitely believes in sex. Tucker Carlson has a bunch of children. I don’t know what that means.”
Neither do we, Meghan. Because it doesn’t actually mean anything. This guy talks exclusively out of his A$$.
He then proceeded to make us ALL want to vomit:
“But all of my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs.”
UUUGHHHHHHHHH.
Surely this is some kind of weird Trump thing… which means he gets sexually aroused at the thought of Trump. That’s… creepy.
Behar confirms:
“I think I’d like to put the handcuffs on Donald Trump.”
WOWOWOWOW.
I KNEW her TDS was actually just pent-up sexual tension!
Please GOD let this clown run for President.
He’ll give me material for YEARS.