Venezuela’s President Admits That His Socialist Country Is A Complete Failure

Well, lookie here!

“Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro admitted his economic model has “failed” in the wake of food and medicine shortages and public service paralysis, such as Tuesday’s power failure that affected 80 percent of Caracas.”

Go figure.  They’re hunting for their food in the ZOOS over there.  I mean, it was a matter of time before they had to start looking in the mirror and saying to themselves, “Self, this socialism thing ISN’T WORKING THIS TIME EITHER OMG.”

Because guess what?  Here’s a news flash (and I’m talking to you, millennial Democrats who are losing your collective shiz over Rockstar-DuJour-Socialist-Barbie-Ocasia-Cortez).  It NEVER works.

But this is what Democrats want, y’all.  This is their platform now.  Socialism.

Let’s just look at San Juan – the poster city for socialist Venezuela.  The city where nothing works anymore…everything is broken and in shambles.  The people are dirty, “dressed in shabby, ill-fitting clothes,” and they have to “walk long distances to get to work or school, tired of waiting hours for one of the few buses still running.”

Sounds like a Democrat UTOPIA, doesn’t it, Berniebots?  I bet it sounds SUPER awesome to all the shiny Hollyweird celebrities who won’t have to worry about living in squalor, since they’d be the ones with all the homes and food, amirite?  At least everyone is equally dirty and poor and hungry and thirsty in a socialist-utopia.  You know.

Let’s face it – under socialism, the ones in power will have the Louis Vuitton bags (see Tom Perez’s assistant’s bag, because Tom Perez’s lackey can afford LV…THAAAAANKS, American taxpayers!) and the ones in power have all the lake homes (just ask Bernie Sanders’ about his three homes).  The ones in power will have all the stuff – just not you.  Nah – you’ll be waiting for water for daaaaaays, minions.  Make no mistake, Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez will still have her Stila (straight from Sephora!) lipstick, because she knows that “An underfed and uneducated population ensures that the regime stays in power.”

She’ll be the regime, dontchaknow.  Because it pays big to be the regime.  She and Bernie Sanders and all the politicians will be living large, while you and your family?  Well, I hope y’all have good huntin’-at-the-zoo-shoes, suckers.

But don’t take it from me…take it from one of the chicks who lives in socialist-Venezuela:

“…there’s no point complaining as it will only lead to greater hardship. When people do protest the lack of services, they are threatened with the loss of food subsidies while the government and military “lash out against them.”