Planned Parenthood Just HAD To Ruin “National French Fry Day”

Yesterday was National French Fry Day.

I did NOT indulge… because I’m going to Puerto Vallarta at the end of the month and I’d like to fit into last year’s bathing suit. …We’ll see how that goes.

I did, however, see a bunch of Tweets about it… and I was hungry for fries all day.

Chili Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing #NationalFrenchFryDay pic.twitter.com/xpevZXW5SZ

— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) July 13, 2018

WHOAAAA.

I’m asking the tough questions this morning. #NationalFrenchFryDay pic.twitter.com/zTp2blnDUP

— Avery Cotton (@WFLAAvery) July 13, 2018

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

It’s #NationalFrenchFryDay which restaurant has the best french fries?

— Alexandra Johnson (@alexandra_NEWS) July 13, 2018

NONE OF THE ABOVE. Five Guys all the way!

So anyway… I was happily daydreaming about delicious, crispy, greasy, TASTY FRIES…

And then this happened.

National French Fry Day is today but you can use FRIES to practice consent every day: https://t.co/gi6JOile42 #NationalFrenchFryDay pic.twitter.com/u0pSIsxZSB

— Planned Parenthood (@PPFA) July 13, 2018

Oh.

Planned Parenthood… why must you kill everything?

At least it helped me with my diet, I guess. I no longer crave ANYTHING.

Also…

How does this handy concept work for the infants you murder? https://t.co/ocfg1hiSBa

— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) July 14, 2018

Yeah. It doesn’t. Babies don’t consent to being TORN LIMB FROM LIMB.

But who cares? Not Planned Parenthood!

This MAY need a few corrections:

* Freely given? No tax payer funded.
* Reversible? Tell that the the unborn child killed during the process.
* Informed? Does PP show videos of what the process looks like? I doubt it.
* Enthusiastic? About what? Killing an unborn child?
* Stupid: Yes #NationalFrenchFryDay https://t.co/YOyTMTh0xe

— Just Al (@asaganich) July 13, 2018

There you go.