Elizabeth Warren is an unlikable hag.
But you know what EVERYONE likes? PUPPIES!
So apparently she’s trying to brighten her lying whisper-talker image by getting a pup.
Also, because she’s desperate for attention, she’s leaving it up to Mother Jones’ readers to name it… or something.
Elizabeth Warren just got a new puppy. What should she name him? https://t.co/c09inruo3z pic.twitter.com/ZVTFw94eo2
— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) July 2, 2018
Uh oh… you get what you ask for…
Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
Cat
— Jeni Peni (@peni_jeni) July 2, 2018
She does, after all, believe in identifying as something you’re not…
Tecumseh
— Suggs (@TheRealDSuggs) July 2, 2018
Unlucky
— lisa colander (@funkyfacestudio) July 2, 2018
Freeloader?
— What The Deuce 🇺🇸💪 (@wtd_blast) July 2, 2018
Geronimo
— Paul Gagnon (@PaulGRealty) July 2, 2018
Runs with Fools
— Wendy Faucett (@BeedyBo) July 2, 2018
Lunch.
— JWF (@JammieWF) July 3, 2018
OMG HAHAHA.
…And my favorite:
Puponca- which means dog that walks with fake Indian
— Matthew Jones 🇺🇸👮🏻♂️🚔 (@Matthew21242437) July 2, 2018
DING DING DING! We have a winner!