Lib Plots “Revenge” For SCOTUS Cake Case… As Capitalists Smirk And Nod

As we mentioned earlier, SCOTUS ruled for the Christian baker who refused to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple.

Thank. FREAKING. God.

It’s so incredibly reassuring to know the Supreme Court hasn’t entirely lost its mind.

(Other than Sotomayor and Ginsburg, that is, but what did you expect from them?)

Heather Whaley has a PLAN to get REVENGE on that HATEFUL SCOTUS, y’all. THIS will SHOW ‘EM!

I’m going to open a cake shop that ONLY makes cakes for gay people.

This will also be the best @TLC show of all time.#SCOTUS

— Heather Whaley (@HeatherWhaley) June 4, 2018

Girl…

I know you think this is a massive “own” or whatnot.

But. Um. We don’t care.

Seriously cupcake, knock yourself out.

As I’ve said over and over and over and over again, I would gladly take my business to someone who wants it.

I believe that private businesses should serve whoever they want, whenever they want. The market will sort it all out. Because I’m a capitalist, and I have a working brain.

By all means. I’m happy to allow a real participation in the free market. https://t.co/fzfNRxhpfR

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) June 4, 2018

Yay free market!!!!! https://t.co/d4pQCbvEiZ

— GrizzlyFederalist (@RichardJSunkle) June 4, 2018

Capitalism 101 https://t.co/UY0BaP5JS2

— Mr. Landman (@Bender3352) June 4, 2018

Fine. You’ll have a very limited client base, but they’ll be loyal. That’s OK. It’s a free country. https://t.co/vui989t0bv

— Goo T. Gwaba (@GooGwaba) June 4, 2018

And rather than have a huge fit over the fact they won’t bake me a cake, I’ll quietly go elsewhere. 🤷‍♀️

Gee, was that so hard? https://t.co/U8Eywo4rO1

— AunT Phibian (@TueborFrog) June 4, 2018

NOPE.

She doesn’t get that she’s actually supporting the conservative argument. Shhh, no one tell her.

— Kate Buckley (@kateordie) June 4, 2018

HAHAHAHA.

I’d say your secret’s safe with me… buuuuuut I’m writing a whole post about it. So sorry for spilling the beans on this one.

I guess the “haters” have only strengthened her resolve.

Between all the people telling me that this isn’t LEGAL, that no bank will give me a LOAN, that I won’t have enough CUSTOMERS, and what a bad business idea this is, how will I know if someone is gay… Now I think I really do want to open a cake shop that caters to gay people pic.twitter.com/7dJ9e1UBOV

— Heather Whaley (@HeatherWhaley) June 4, 2018

Seriously babe, GO. FOR. IT.

I WANT you to.