Alright – Enough With The Wedding Coverage OMG STAAAAAAHP

I’m pretty sure that Meghan and Harry read our site.  It’s a known fact that Chicks on the Right is the best website on the planet, and Daily Mail is the second best website on the planet, and I saw this adorable post on their FB page (and I know it’s a few days old now) –  it’s a precious little girl named Lola who believes with all her heart and soul that she was going to go to the royal wedding.  After watching it, I’m dying to know why little Lola wasn’t invited personally by Harry and Meghan to sit in the front row.  Because seriously LOOK AT HER FACE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ca96YvmQNI

How could you forget little Lola, you royal freaking snobs?  HOW COULD YOU?

I mean, I’m pretty sure that her parents pay taxes.   Mmm hmmm.  Kinda reminds me of how I feel about all our “royal” public servants and all their crazy perks here in the States, but don’t get me started on that.

I’m begging you – don’t.  It’s been a day, y’all.

Anywho, who’s sick and tired of the wedding coverage?  Is it just me, or am I the only one who’s officially wedding’d OUT.  It’s everywhere.  It’s bad enough that the UK is plastering it everywhere, but now we have American “People Royals.”  WTF is that?  Et tu, People?  Were all the “housewives” of every city not enough to sustain “people?”

Enough with the wall to wall wedding crap.  Good Lord.  No wonder chicks feel the need to drop like 50 grand on weddings these days.  We get it – YOU ARE MARRIED, and you did it on the taxpayer dole.  Now go do something useful with your lives…go forth and Duchess something.  (Maybe your preacher will put on a cat hat and march here in the United States, because he hates our President so much – Yaaaay for activism!).  I was a super good sport about the dress(es) and I even watched a bit of the coverage, but now it’s just getting ridiculous.  The fawning is about to make me spiral like Lola.  For real – does anyone really care if Meghan has PVC in her shoes, Daily Mail?

I want things to go back to normal.  Mainly because I miss the really important news, like what Victoria Beckham obviously didn’t have for dinner.

PS:  Lola, you ARE A PRINCESS, girl.  Every dang day.  Own it, sweetheart.  And consider this a hearty Chick saaaaaaalute.