Attention Townspeople: Botox Makes You Bad At Math

Just when I thought I didn’t like Nancy McBotox, she goes and puts a bunch of horse crap up on her website and I realize that I really, REALLY don’t like her.

She actually has THIS on her website:

She’s cut the Bush deficit by HALF you guys (by 2013 – because Botox makes you psychic, too, in case you didn’t know). By HALF. Riiiiiight.

This just leads me to the theory that Botox not only makes you physically unable to read legislation, but it also makes you suck at math.

Apparently, she hasn’t seen this data:

Must be nice to live in an alternate universe. Or be a Democrat. But I repeat myself.