Burger King Was Closed – So This Dude Ripped His Clothes Off And Punched A Cop

You know that feeling when you want a juicy, delicious, flame-broiled whopper so dang bad you’d punch a cop in the face for one?

No?

Me neither.

But Manuel Silverio does.

According to the Herald News:

An intoxicated Plainfield man was so irate over being locked out of Burger King he stripped off his clothes and struck an officer a few times, police said.

Officers were sent about 2:15 a.m. Sunday to the East Jefferson Street Burger King in Shorewood after employees complained of a man standing outside the drive-thru and pounding on the window, Deputy Police Chief Eric Allen said.

“He was visibly upset the business was closed and was banging on the drive-thru, screaming at the employees inside,” Allen said.

“He was heavily intoxicated.”

Heavily intoxicated?

You doooon’t say.

Manuel Silverio, 30, hit the window one more time after police arrived and “proceeded to strip naked, then put his pants back on,” Allen said.

A reasonable response to the cops showing up, of course…

Love that he put his pants back on. Did he get shy?

The officers determined no one was injured and no property damaged, Allen said, and contacted one of Silverio’s relatives to come pick him up.

Wow! getting off easy!

I guess the cops figured it was just some drunk guy being drunk.

Buuuuut then Manuel had to go and ruin everything.

A police sergeant tried to help Silverio back into his shirt, Allen said, and Silverio hit him.

The officers handcuffed Silverio and sat him on the curb, Allen said, and after he calmed down took the cuffs off him.

Silverio repeatedly tried to stand up and the sergeant placed his hand on his shoulder, Allen said, so Silverio hit him in the face and again in the chest.

DOGNABIT, MANUEL SILVERIO.

THEY WERE GONNA LET YOU GO! EVEN AFTER YOU TOOK YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

Silverio then was arrested. He was booked into the Will County jail on charges of public indecency, resisting a police officer and aggravated battery.

Silverio was scheduled to appear in court Monday afternoon for a bond hearing.

You know what they say…Burger King makes you do craaaaaazy shiz.

No, no they don’t. Nobody says that.