Facebook Bans Photo Of A Puppy Because It Looks Like A Penis. I Am Not Making This Up.

You know we’ve reached peak Facebook insanity when they ban this photo because they can’t tell the difference between a penis and a puppy.

Now granted, at first glance, that puppy looks like a penis.  But Facebook has hired SEVENTY FIVE HUNDRED PEOPLE whose job is to look at stuff that’s been reported as inappropriate, and make a decision about whether or not the stuff that’s been reported is, in fact, in appropriate.  And considering that this puppy isn’t even ATTACHED TO A BODY, I’m not sure how there’s any confusion here.  Is it a really unfortunate looking puppy?  Yes.  Does it resemble a man part?  Yes.  Can a person of reasonable intelligence tell the difference between a man part and this puppy?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES.

According to the sourcelink, the owner of the puppy is a teenaged boy in the Philippines named Dominic, and the puppy (named Dmitri)  is a Mexican hairless (or Xoloitzcuintli).

Here’s another angle.

Anyway, Facebook is ON IT, you guys. They don’t want your eyes to be assaulted with something as inappropriate as this puppy. And they don’t want you to see this post or our site, either.

Thanks, Facebook. Well done.