A Cathedral In San Francisco Is Holding A “Beyoncé Mass”

What in the FRESH HELL is THIS?!?!

Beyonce already thinks she’d GOD. Seriously. The woman doesn’t need any encouraging.

Even worse? The insane minions that worship her like one.

Beyonce is NOTHING MORE than an over-rated pop star with a pretty face and some good dance moves.

Seriously. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HYSTERIA. It’s freaking creepy.

Anyway… now you can ACTUALLY worship her. Like, f’real, because an Episcopal church in San Francisco is holding a “Beyoncé Mass”

Dear Lord… Deliver us from this f**kery.

According to NBC Bay Area:

Time to get in formation: a San Francisco church is set to hold a Beyoncé Mass

The Vine SF at Grace Cathedral invites parishioners “to sing your Beyoncé favorites and discover how her art opens a window into the lives of marginalized and forgotten — particularly black females.”

In an interview with the San Francisco Chronicle, Rev. Jude Harmon, founding pastor of the Vine, said “the beauty of Beyoncé’s music is she explores those themes in an idiom that is accessible to everyone. We can use it as a conversation starter. That’s what it’s designed to be.”

Harmon also serves as the director of innovative ministry for Grace Cathedral.

Rev. Yolanda Norton, an assistant professor of Old Testament at San Francisco Tehological Seminary, will also be a featured speaker at the mass. Norton also teaches a course called “Beyoncé and the Bible,” according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

Grace Cathedral is the third largest Episcopal cathedral in the country, according to its website.

Mass is scheduled for 6:30 p.m. April 25. For more information, visit GraceCathedral.org.

I mean… good on them for trying to attract new people to mass, I guess?

(That was me trying to say something nice. It’s the only thing I could think of.)