Bill Cosby’s Defense Against Sexual Assault Claims? He Doesn’t Even Like Sex

The whole Bill Cosby thing REALLY skeeves me out.

He was supposed to be a lovable cuddly teddy bear dad type, you know? This whole drugging women and raping them thing is a big huge NOPE.

NOPE NOPE NOPE. I CANNOT WITH THIS.

Anyway… speaking of vomit inducing mental images you just can’t live with, Bill Cosby gave the cringiest reason EVER as to why he couldn’t have raped those women.

He doesn’t even like sex.

OOOOKAY THEN.

According to this:

In other bizarre and wildly unbelievable news today, Bill Cosby claims not to enjoy intercourse.

During a retrial hearing on Tuesday, Cosby denied having had sex with one of his accusers, Andrea Constand. He told police that he likes the things that might lead up to sex but the actual act isn’t his forte.

“I like the petting, the touching,” he told police interviewing him. Cosby was being questioned about his alleged assault of Constand, 45, back in 2004. She claims he sexually assaulted her in his estate in Cheltenham, PA.

Oh.. um. Yeah. Ok then.

But when cops pressed him on the issue, Cosby didn’t back down.

“So you never had sexual intercourse [with Constand]?” an officer conducting the interview asked Cosby.

“Never asleep nor awake,” Cosby responded.

“Why didn’t you have sexual intercourse?” the police officer asked.

“I don’t like it,” Cosby said firmly.

“Did she want the relationship to go further than petting?” the officer pressed.

“No,” the disgraced comedian said.

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO CREEPY?

I dunno. Maybe because as I said, I’m already really creeped out by the entire situation.

Constand claims Cosby gave her relaxer pills and later awoke to Cosby assaulting her.

If he’s convicted, Cosby faces up to 10 years in prison for each women he assaulted. He’s been accused of assaulting somewhere around 60 women.

Enjoy your 600 years in the clink, Bill.