Ok Guys, Transracial Loon Martina Big Is ACTUALLY Black Now. F’Real This Time.

We’ve written about Martina Big quite a few times before.

Why?

Because like any good trainwreck… WE JUST CAN’T LOOK AWAY.

Anyway, she’s “f’real” black now, guys. Because she has a new African name! It’s OFFICIAL.

I don’t understand this video at all… but the visuals are pretty stellar. So ENJOY!

According to Daily Mail:

A formerly blonde ex-air hostess with 32S breasts who decided to ‘become black’ says she is now ‘a true African woman’ after being baptized under a new Swahili name.

German glamour model Martina BIG, 29, spent more than £50,000 on breast enhancements, with her chest said to be the biggest in Europe.

Yet those body enhancements were not enough for the German glamour model as she bizarrely decided to ‘become black’, vowing to get ‘darker and darker and see what the limits are.’

She identifies as black so now she’s black. People seem to have an issue with this. Hmm… interesting. Why is it that identifying as a woman makes you a woman, but identifying as black makes you a crazy person?

Seems kiiiinda like the same thing to me.

After undergoing radical tanning injections in the US, the naturally light-skinned and blonde ex-flight attendant from the German Eifel region dramatically changed her skin tone with three melanin boosting injections last year.

Martina Big has now flown to the Eastern African country of Kenya for the next step in her quest to ‘become a black woman’.

She said: ‘One of my Kenyan friends told her pastor about my transformation to a black woman and told him how much I wanted to become a true African woman.’

The pastor invited Martina into his church in the city of Nyeri, where she was baptised under the new name of ‘Malaika Kubwa’, which in the local Swahili language means ‘big angel’.

Martina said: ‘I’m so happy and proud to be a real African woman.’

“BIG ANGEL.”

OMG.

I’m dying over here.

She said she was ‘surprised how many people know me in Kenya’ and that people on the street and in the hotels stopped her all the time for selfies.

I hate to say they were proooobably mocking her…

But yeah. They totally were.

According to Martina, who visited Kenya together with her German fiancee Michael, she is becoming ‘more African’ by the day.

Martina said: ‘Recently, I had been asked several times, whether I noticed that also my facial features become more and more African.

‘Since this change is so slow, I did not notice it at first. But after comparing myself to several photos from last year, I also see this change.

‘I’m very happy about it and hope that this change will continue. It’s such a great feeling to become more and more African.’

That’s… nice.

Martina added that she ‘knows for sure’ that any children she has ‘will be also African black.’

Ok… yeah. That’s not how genetics work…

But I’m pretty sure genetics are BIGOTED (at least that’s what I hear when we talk about transexuality)… so whatever.

Again… I think she’s completely batsh*t and I actually feel bad for her.  This chick needs help. But I’m having a very hard time understanding why I’m supposed to think this is different than being transexual.

It’s not.