Jocelyn Wildenstein Wants You To Know That She’s An All-Natural Beauty, Thank You Very Much

Jocelyn Wildenstein is everyone’s PRIME example of plastic surgery gone very, very wrong.

The woman looks like a human version of a plastic lion toy.

Exhibit A:

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Exhibit C:

Have I made my point?

Anyway. She wants you to know that her STUNNING GOOD LOOKS aren’t plastic… they’re God-given!

According to this:

She’s known for her fierce feline features and flashy lifestyle.

But ‘Catwoman’ Jocelyn Wildenstein has dispelled rumors about her cosmetic surgery in her first television interview in two decades.

Speaking exclusively to DailyMailTV, alongside her fashion designer fiancé Lloyd Klein, the Swiss-born Manhattan socialite explained that her distinct appearance dates back to her youth.

She credits her Swiss background for her ‘high cheekbones and long hair,’ which she says helped her channel French actress Brigitte Bardot.

WHY OF COURSE! That explains everything! I almost forgot that Swiss women age like microwaved blow up dolls!

That’s not plastic, you guys. That’s SWISS AGING.

‘It’s wild. Usually when we go to restaurants or some French places, they go,”Hi, Brigitte.” And I’m like, “actually you do, you do look like Brigitte Bardot,”‘Lloyd said.

‘And I don’t understand the whole press and the Catwoman thing because Jocelyn always looked like that.

‘She never really did anything to change her face. I have pictures from 16 years old where she looks exactly the same as today.’

You mean this one?

IDENTICAL.

When asked if she has undergone surgery Jocelyn, 77, said: ‘No, especially when we look back at my pictures – I think of course I am maybe more beautiful [back then].

‘When we are young there’s a certain freshness we lose with the years. But you still find the same eyes, same high cheeks, or same nose. I think I was more pretty.’

Lloyd added: ‘Look, Jocelyn is beautiful, she’s magical. The first time I met her, I was almost mesmerized by the beauty, the eyes, the personality. And I work in fashion and I see all these supermodels, and I see everyone, and I see the most beautiful women on the runway, right? But Jocelyn, has something to offer that not a lot of women have.’

Jocelyn said her looks first attracted media attention during her divorce from French billionaire art dealer Alec Wildenstein in the late 1990s.

According to Jocelyn, she had undergone a surgical procedure that her ex-husband did not approve of, so he went to the press in an alleged attempt to smear her.

Wait… so now she’s admitting it? What surgical procedure, Jocelyn?

The couple’s marriage ended in 1999 and landed her with a then-record $2.5 billion divorce settlement. Alec Wildenstein died in 2008.

Since then, Jocelyn went on to date Klein, who is set to become her second husband this year after dating for 14 years.

The pair have become known for their constant ups and downs, including a recent hiccup during which cops were called to their home after neighbors heard screaming coming from their apartment.

Police arrested both in November after they arrived at 1am to find a shattered casserole dish on the kitchen floor, bruises to Jocelyn’s neck and arms and a cut to Lloyd’s forehead.

But Lloyd later insisted that he was injured after the dish exploded on the stove. He said Jocelyn came to treat him and the two went on to have noisy sex that was mistaken for an altercation.

The two were also arrested in 2016 after Jocelyn sank her claws in Klein’s face and scratched him with scissors in a now-notorious catfight.

After their spats were exposed in court, Klein revealed he made up with Jocelyn with two ‘sorry’ gifts – one 200 carat ring composed of emeralds and diamonds, the other a 32 ½ carat pear-shaped snakeskin inspired engagement ring.

He said: ‘Jocelyn loves, as you see, wildness, so it’s a snakeskin in titanium. It was a gift and a pleasure to propose to Jocelyn.

For the rest of this CRAZY story, a video of their interview, and a LOT more pictures, click here.

Honestly… this is kind of sad. I think she suffers from SEVERE mental illness….and he’s using her for money.