Misfire! Chelsea Handler’s Knock On Trump Goes Terribly Wrong

Chelsea Handler has not been well lately.

Exhibit A:

After a month of skiing and reflection, I was able to break from this toxic news cycle. I will still stay informed, and watch my favorite news shows @JoyAnnReid but I will no longer go to sleep or wake up with to the news. I want my life back.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 23, 2018

For those wondering, that lasted approximately four seconds. Please see exhibits B-E.

Exhibit B:

We are with you, except we don’t care how many children die in this country. The NRA has us by the balls, so if we lose hundreds of innocent people to mass shootings every year, thats on them. Don’t go to school if you don’t want to get shot. https://t.co/1Ph34uVWky

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 25, 2018

Exhibit C:

Here’s a pic of Devin Nunes in whatever grade that is. https://t.co/vSt5kjOb0i

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 4, 2018

Exhibit D:

In my effort to achieve some level of bipartisanship, my goal this year was to sleep with a Republican—
voluntarily. It’s going to be tricky.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 6, 2018

Exhibit E:

Republicans and 90% of the gop base are a safe harbour for sexual assault, domestic violence and pedophilia. This is their messaging on knowing about Rob Porter, Roy Moore, and @realDonaldTrump they all knew when he was denied security clearance and has never had it.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 8, 2018

She said all that AFTER making a huge announcement about how she’s turning over a new leaf and going to try to have civil discussions with her ideological opponents.

I’m going across the country on tour. Watch this video to find out why. Dates and cities for my In Conversation tour are listed on my Facebook events page. New dates to be added soon. pic.twitter.com/QonZ1WYoj6

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 26, 2018

She’s only getting worse. Chelsea, being the woman of the law that she is, has decided that President Trump needs to be arrested immediately.

It’s pretty clear that @realDonaldTrump should just be arrested. The idea that each person who is forced to resign from his cabinet is guilty of something @realDonaldTrump isn’t, is ludicrous. Anyone who lies that much , also cheats and steals.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 10, 2018

Hey Chelsea. Remind me who you voted for again? Did her name rhyme with Millary Flinton? Did you vote for someone who was notorious for lying? Didn’t she– I don’t know– mishandle classified information, delete 33,000 emails and lie about it repeatedly? I mean, we could talk about the other things your girl lied about too. Benghazi? The Clinton Foundation? Sniper fire in Bosnia? Hillary’s nose is at least 12 feet long.

Was that you, Chelsea? Did you vote for that person? Just wondering. You know. Since you’re so concerned with the integrity of those in positions of power.

So tell me, Chelsea. What will be arresting Trump for, exactly? Do tell.

Arrested? Hahaha…for what?

— Hanna-Beans (@HannaPam) February 10, 2018

*crickets*

Ok Chelsea. On what charge would you bring him in?

— Velvet B. Sugar (@TMIWITW) February 10, 2018

They’d charge him for hiding his bald spot if they could. Let’s be honest.

I would love to know what your thoughts are on @HillaryClinton & Benghazi 💁🏼

— Ciara Pence (@mrs_pence16) February 10, 2018

Arrested for what??? Shall we count the lies by Hilliary,Barry,Comey,lynch. Only to name a few. Oh,that doesn't count!!!

— debbie s (@debsstar57) February 10, 2018

SHHHHH! You’re ruining her moment!

It’s pretty clear you’re totally unhinged.

— Mike Mason (@MikeMason830) February 10, 2018

Hey, dummy, Porter was not a cabinet member.

— Dan (@dalsx1) February 10, 2018

You don’t like him, we get it. But you’re seriously obsessed and don’t stop talking about him every damn day. Find something else to do.

— Allie Lynn (@allie_bo_ballyy) February 10, 2018

You should be arrested for your ties to all the criminals in Hollywood (well, former ties that is).

— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) February 10, 2018

How dumb does your statement sound reversed, Chelsea? Are you catching on yet?

Might I suggest a new psychiatrist? Your current guy clearly isn’t helping.

h/t Twitchy