And Just Like That, Every Single Republican Man Took A Vow Of Celibacy
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February 6, 2018Chelsea Handler just made every single Republican man’s junk shrivel up and die with one tweet.
In my effort to achieve some level of bipartisanship, my goal this year was to sleep with a Republican—
voluntarily. It’s going to be tricky.— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 6, 2018
Yeeeahhhhh…. your options are pretty limited. Most Republican men prefer women to demonic lizards. But surely you’ll get one drunk enough…
#ThemToo
I would argue that any Republican sleeping with you, under ANY circumstances…would involve heavy drug use, first….by the Republican.
— VinceHarris (@VinceHarris) February 6, 2018
Exactly.
May I recommend @ananavarro
— Thomas B. Malone (@THOMASBMALONE) February 6, 2018
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.
This is EPIC.
Find a blind one that can’t smell, it might happen then.
— mark scher (@mscher001) February 6, 2018
OMG. Ruthless.
Wanna know what the scariest part of sleeping with a Republican will be for Chelsea?
They don’t believe in abortion.
Better be careful, Chels.
