This is an actual headline.
Are. You. Freaking. Kidding. Me.
I raged about the whole emotional support animal problem in a post a few days ago. It’s all Ashley Judd’s fault. You can catch up right here.
Now, granted, the above headline could be worse. It could say, “Woman flies with emotional support peacock on United flight.” But thankfully, United said enough is enough.
There is Actual Video of the woman bringing her emotional support peacock into the airport. BEHOLD:
The owner of the bird had bought a 2nd ticket for her pet peacock, but United did not allow them to travel. Their spokesperson said, “This animal did not meet guidelines for a number of reasons, including its weight and size. We explained this to the customers on three separate occasions before they arrived at the airport.”
I freaking hate that peacock owner. I HATE HER WITH THE FURY OF A BILLION SUNS.
Hopefully, United cracks down on this issue in at least the same way Delta has, because this ridiculousness just has to stop.
It’s always idiots like peacock lady who ruin things for everyone. Thanks a lot, you psycho. PEACOCKS DO NOT GIVE YOU EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. Get therapy.