The Much-Anticipated Fake News Awards Have Been Announced
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January 18, 2018President Trump announced the winners of the much hyped “Fake News Awards” with this tweet:
And the FAKE NEWS winners are…https://t.co/59G6x2f7fD
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2018
UUUUUNFORTUNATELY the website crashed almost immediately after it was posted.
Probably due to massive traffic?
ANYWAY! DON’T YOU WORRY! WE’VE GOT THE RESULTS!
President Donald Trump handed out his much anticipated “Fake News Awards” late Wednesday.
The link to the Republican Party site where the awards were listed almost immediately crashed after the president’s Twitter announcement.
The New York Times’ Paul Krugman headlined the awards, winning first place for his 2016 premonition that the stock markets will “never recover” from Trump’s election.
Krugman, a Princeton University professor, lamented Trump’s election and warned what his election would mean for the economy.
President Donald Trump came through on presenting “The Fakies” — that’s what we’re dubbing it — his 2017 Fake News Awards. Here teased it up as “The Most Dishonest and Corrupt Media Awards of the Year” … and here are the HUGE winners (losers?) in his words.
– ABC’s News’ Brian Ross CHOKES and sends markets in a downward spiral in false report.
– CNN FALSELY reported that candidate Donald Trump and his son, Donald Trump Jr., had hacked documents from WikiLeaks.
– TIME FALSELY reported that President Trump removed a bust of Martin Luther King Jr. from the Oval Office.
– The Washington Post FALSELY reported the President’s massive sold out rally in Pensacola, Florida was empty. Dishonest reporter showed picture of empty arena HOURS before crowd started pouring in.
– CNN FALSELY edited a video to make it appear President Trump defiantly overfed fish during a visit with the Japanese Prime Minister. Japanese Prime Minister actually led the way with the feed.
– CNN FALSELY reported about Anthony Scarmaucci’s meeting with a Russian, but retracted it due to a “significant breakdown in process.”
– CNN FALSELY REPORTED that former FBI Director James Comey would dispute President Trump’s claim that he was told he was not under investigation.
– The New York Times FALSELY claimed on the front page that the Trump administration had hidden a climate report.
– “RUSSIA COLLUSION!” Russian collusion is perhaps the greatest hoax perpetrated on the American people. THERE IS NO COLLUSION!
All in all, CNN BLOWS CHUCKS!!!!
Sounds about right to me! Did he miss anything??
