White House Tweets Cringe Youth Appeal

Have you ever seen more “how do you do fellow kids” energy in your life?

Aaah so clever, it’s just like that Lollapachella thing those darned kids keep going on about! Joe Biden understands youth culture.

I mean, I guess pandering to young people is better than sniffing them, but stuff like this just grates on me. And it especially grates on me now that I realize all the states are in alphabetical order except, inexplicably, Louisiana and Washington. Who did this, why did they do this, and where can I find them? Someone has to pay.

There’s never been a more ironic administration than this one to even invoke the name of music festivals, anyway. When Biden was born, The top 40 were all by Mozart, and don’t even get me started on Kamala’s excruciating music flubs. How is there more than one? Why, universe?

Why?