Omarosa is out. Her last day is January 20. There were rumors that her exit ended with a nasty fight with John Kelly, followed by a security escort. However, most of those rumors were sparked by White House reporter April Ryan. Aka, Omarosa’s archenemy. Omarosa basically called her a liar.
“I resigned,” she said. “And I didn’t do that in the residence, as being reported. John Kelly and I sat down in the Situation Room, which is a very secure, very quiet room in the White House. And we had a very candid conversation. And I wanted to make the one year mark, that was one of the goals that I set out to — and then get back to my life.”
“I think you should take the word of the U.S. Secret Service over someone who has a personal vendetta to bring me down, and they personally gain by continuing to advance these false narratives,” she continued.
All that drama inspired people to look into Omarosa a bit further, and just like that, the internet rediscovered a clip from Omarosa’s previous “acting” career. I say “acting,” because, well, see for yourself.
That’s right. Omarosa starred in a low-budget– like REALLY SUPER DUPER low budget– sci-fi film called “Soul Sistahs.” She played a “hero” who got abducted by an old, grouchy woman. Basically, the old woman wants to get rich and abducted Omarosa because she has ties to Donald Trump and could snag her a lock of his hair.
The old lady abducts Omarosa and feeds her a poisoned piece of cake, causing the Apprentice star to collapse.
She is then programmed to embark on a mission to grab a piece of Trump’s hair.
When she succeeds in snipping off strands of hair, Omarosa manages to escape.
Trump’s armed bodyguards try in vain to stop her, but Omarosa proves too slick in escaping.
They then turn the guns on themselves in shame after having failed in their mission to protect their boss’s hair.
After committing suicide, the character playing Trump, who is only seen from the back of his head, says: ‘You’re both fired.’
After Omarosa returns to the elderly villainess with a few locks of Trump’s hair, she refuses to hand it over.
Then they fight and Omarosa throws the evil old hag off the spaceship, or something. Omarosa then celebrates and says she can “rule the universe.”
I desperately want to know who told Omarosa that this was a good idea, and I want to know why she agreed to it. I promise you. If someone came up to me and was all, “Hey. Will you star in my cheesy mini sci-fi film?” it’d be a hard pass from me. That kind of stuff can come back to haunt you. It’s SO STUID and SO MOCKABLE. Plus, her costume looks extremely uncomfortable.
h/t Daily Mail