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December 4, 2017Do you ever go to a Christmas party and say: “Wow! I wish I could be nice and cozy and VERY FESTIVE while simultaneously revealing an entire lady-torpedo to the world. But only one of them. I don’t want to look like a cheap wh*re.”
Yeah. Apparently a lot of people have that thought…
Which is why this happened:
Oh.
It’s basically what Lil’ Kim would wear if she got eggnog drunk
See what I mean?
But no folks, this is NOT a one-time thing. This is a wide-spread phenomenon.
Curious about what kind of Christmas party that was.
What did aunt Janet think? Did she keep slapping uncle Roger for looking? He just loves reindeer, ok?!
That’s literally just a tig ol’ bitty hanging out of a dress.
Stick googly-eyes on it and TA-DA! Festive.
SO MANY OF THEM…
Oh boy! THEY’VE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!
…BUT WHY STOP AT REINDEER?
Um… real neat, ladies. You keep doing you.
Me? That looks way too cold. (and awkward. What if the nose falls off?! Then your sweater pup is literally just hanging out. Freebirding.) Count me out.
