Unhinged Professor Holds Machete to Reporter’s Neck: “I’ll Chop You Up”

Safe to say that some people just aren’t cut out for a career where you have to socialize…

What? Too soon?

This hose beast has been in the news way too much for my liking in the last few hours. Nothing, however, can beat her method of achieving dismissal: acting like a deranged freak.

From the Daily Wire:

A far-left professor who recently went viral for berating pro-life students was caught on camera holding a machete up to a reporter’s neck this week, threatening to “chop” him up.

A reporter from the New York Post showed up to the home of Hunter College professor Shellyne Rodriguez on Tuesday to ask her questions about her profanity-laced tirade, which was posted to Twitter by Students for Life of America.

New York Post reporter Reuven Fenton went to her apartment in the Bronx on Tuesday and was greeted by her holding a large machete.

“Get the f*** away from my door, or I’m gonna chop you up with this machete!” she yelled as she put the machete right up next to his neck. “Get the f*** away from my door! Get the f*** away from my door!”

The reporter and photographer quickly left the building, but were chased moments later when she came outside armed with the machete.

The New York Post later reported that after she chased the photographer, she came back “to kick the reporter in the shins.”

“Hunter College strongly condemns the unacceptable actions of Shellyne Rodriguez and has taken immediate action,” he said. “Rodriguez has been relieved of her duties at Hunter College effective immediately, and will not be returning to teach at the school.”

Sad part is… she probably wouldn’t have been canned for her original pro-choice outburst, but a win’s a win. Hopefully this will deter other schools from hiring her. Doubt it, but we’ll see.

Also… what’s going on with left-wing hacks having a morbid obsession with violence? This hag made headlines originally because someone dared to have a differing opinion over the k*lling of unborn children. The behavior that actually got her fired was her choice to threaten a reporter with death by machete. Are we seeing a pattern here?

Why are all of these people batsh*t crazy? Does this have something to do with the fact that we, at some point, decided to praise and reward whackjobs for being “different”? If so, that would explain why everybody’s acting super weird… especially the young people. It’s now the quickest way to get acknowledgement and praise for bravery.

Not to sound like the poster inside your local band geek’s locker, but… you can just “be yourself” (for the most part – we should all aim to be better). You don’t have to act like a basement dweller with dragon/dragonself pronouns for people to pay attention to you.

In fact… I receive compliments from my superiors a little too frequently because I’m “so normal.” AKA: I show up, work hard, and don’t cop an attitude. Not really that difficult, so maybe we could all try that for a little while.

Don’t get me wrong… I know there’s a good chance that a lot of these people are clinical cases, but I also feel like most people play into it a little bit. If we stop giving them the attention they so desperately crave for acting like weirdos, maybe they’ll try something else. It’s worth a shot…