This Chick Wants To Be A “Piece Of Grass.”
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November 22, 2022This week, when you’re sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner with your liberal relative(s) and they start berating you about how intolerant you are because you’re one of those awful conservatives, show them this chick and then just grab another piece of pie. Avoid confrontation with stupidity. Because let’s face it – piece-of-grass-chick is a perfect example of liberal wokeism gone wild. She’s a product of decades of progressive thought that has taught young people that science means nothing and that if they want to identify as a piece of grass? Well, the rest of the world needs to bow down to her ridiculous whims. And if those people don’t celebrate her new identity as said piece of grass (the key word being celebrate rather than just accept, mind you)? Those people should be punished somehow. If they don’t like her new identity, they must be GRASS-ISTS! After all, young Piece-of-Grass here bears no responsibility for her sheer insanity. Nah. She seems completely normal. All you Grass-ists are the weird ones.
According to progressive rule, her ever-changing identity is now the problem of EVERYONE ELSE.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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Why doesn’t she just identify as Marijuana. She probably smoked way too much of it over the years. And that’s why she’s such a wack job.
Grass is not an inanimate object. It grows and reproduces.
Maybe she should go for being a brick. She seems thick as a brick to me.
She said she wants to be an inanimate object. Well in order to that she needs to reduce her carbon foot print to zero and move room temperature ASAP. Se could do that with a plastic bag and duct tape. Then everyone would use her it/its pronouns.
If she wants to be a piece of grass why isn’t her hair green? Or has she gone dormant because it’s winter? Let’s hope that being an inanimate object means she won’t be voting in any election.
If you don’t identify as human does that mean you no longer qualify for human rights?
These people keep invoking mechanisms that don’t even remotely work the way they claim and are forcing others to use same mechanisms. This is not how identity works, it’s not how gender works and it’s not even how language works. They are invoking everyone’s ability to have their own language and we are quickly approaching a tower of babel situation as words lose any ability to transfer information.
We live in easy times in a country that allows people the freedom to dabble in utter nonsense. In some parts of the world there are wars and famine that realigns a person’s priorities. I hope she gets her wish and becomes an inanimate object soon.
Once you abandon the truth that people are either biological male humans or biological female humans, then there is no standard for which to judge what we are. Oppps, my bad. We are what we FEEL we are. (eyeroll)
I didn’t think grass could talk, yet here we are.
Hmmm well then I guess it is time to fire up the lawn mower