

Leonardo DiCaprio is getting endlessly trolled on Twitter for dumping his latest girlfriend. The older HE gets, the younger they stay. Because of his track record of breaking up with every SINGLE girlfriend he’s ever had before they reach the ripe age of 26 (THE HORROR OMG), there is a new sexual identity making the rounds.
Her: babe it’s my 25th birthday today! What we doing?
— Ernie (@Timelord_Ernie) August 31, 2022
Leo: Sorry it’s your what?…… pic.twitter.com/Tr1WjCWfbX
That’s right – the “leosexual” is a thing now, y’all:
Leo sexual is a thing 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DXIi6JUBq1
— brunito (@BrunoDembe) August 31, 2022
Can’t wait to watch progressive superhero Leo end up as a balding, puffy creepster-with-a-Dad-bod chasing 22-year olds on his giant, gas-guzzling yacht en route to a climate change conference.
Twitter was fun today.