CNN Finally Admits Hunter Biden Story Is Real. Welcome To The Party, Potato Man.

He’s the smartest guy Joe Biden knows, y’all! Yet, Hunter appears to be high and naked ALL THE TIME, and let’s face it – he’s the guy who’s metaphorically sending all of us unsolicited d*ck pics. ALL OF US. Put all of his attributes in one horrific, lowlife, drugged-out skank-bucket, and you get the ineptness of this administration in a nutshell.

A doesn’t know-where-or-who-he-is man who’s incapable of reading a prompter. Sounds about right.

According to this article, Hunter actually wrote down an attribution of his penis obsession to body dysmorphia. Or something. Really, Hunter is obsessed with himself and his nakedness and at the end of the day, he’s a complete and total PERV, and I’m so completely grossed out by him and his entire family at this point.

Hunter Biden said his obsession with naked selfies was a result of “body dysmorphia,” according to a rambling screed found in the notes of his hard drive.

“I loved to be reassured that my 9-inch very big penis was actually big. It may sound funny to you but its [sic] body dysmorphia … I know my penis is almost twice the size of an average man’s penis,” the first son wrote on July 12, 2018. The note was found in the hard drive of a laptop Biden left at a Delaware computer store in April 2019.

Just one day after writing the note, Hunter Biden posted a series of images of himself having sex with an unnamed woman.

This is the dumpster fire that the FBI covered up during an election cycle. It’s super “troubling.” And now? Just NOW? CNN has decided to jump into the fray. You know, after almost TWO FREAKING YEARS:

So, NOW he’s admitting that the laptop isn’t because of Russian colluuuuuuuuuuuuuusion. It’s a “real problem” now, according to the Potato. That’s weird.

Side note – what is up with LaRosa’s voice? Is he OK? Because I need to unhear that.

I can only DREAM that Biden runs again in 2024. It would be a GIFT if he did. Because listen, Dems, the Bidens are everything you said that the Trumps were, amirite? And there’s a reason this pervert has to pay for sex. No self-respecting woman would touch this walking disease with a ten-foot sterilized pole. But he’s YOURS, Dems. He and his wacked out family is ALL YOURS. This is your Democrat Camelot. Have fun with that.

Bring on the midterms and 2024.