Is Jessica Simpson OK?
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April 20, 2022Holy crap, you guys. What has she DONE TO HERSELF???
That link goes to her Instagram story. If you’re unable to see the video of her sponsored video ad for Flonase, DailyMail has it in this link. You have to watch it. HOLY CRAP THE CRINGE. I get that it was a cue card reading sort of thing, so there was some built in unnaturalness to it, but that’s not really the issue here. The issue is that someone has clearly taken the real Jessica Simpson and converted her into some sort of slurring, more plastic version of herself and then plunked her right into this bizarre ad for Flonase.
I hope she’s OK.
This seems like a really good time to revisit my all-time favorite video of Jessica Simpson making facial expressions and sounds with her face that simply aren’t human. And I don’t mean that in the “Holy crap her beauty and singing voice are angelic and not of this world” way. I mean that in the “Holy crap Jessica Simpson is quite possibly an alien” way.
BEHOLD starting at around the .51 second mark for some contortions that will absolutely blow you away. And I don’t mean that in the good way. I mean that in the way where you’re gonna probably have nightmares. And make sure to watch through at least a full minute because somehow it just keeps getting more and more weird. Meanwhile, Jewel has SO MUCH EYESEX with the audience that I’m legit uncomfortable – like I’m eavesdropping on something I shouldn’t be.
Anyway, Jessica Simpson would like you to buy some Flonase please and thank you.
