It’s so cute to watch Hillary pretend she has a sense of humor.
The hag hasn’t stopped complaining about how the election was STOLEN from her since the moment she realized she wouldn’t be our “Madame President.”
Just to recap, the woman has blamed James Comey, the FBI, Putin and the Russians, Wikileaks, low information voters, the electoral college, “Anti-American Forces,” bad polling numbers, Obama, white women, the NYT, Biden, Bernie Sanders, Bernie BROS, Misogyny, television executives, Netflix, Facebook, Twitter, content farms in MACEDONIA, campaign finance, Breitbart, Steve Bannon, the media as a whole, the DNC, the RNC, Cambridge Analytica, women protestors, Matt Lauer, white people, documentary makers, Benghazi investigators, voter suppression, Mitch McConnell, SCOTUS, and basically all men…..
Yes. Really.
So NOW she wants to show everyone how hip and cool and self-deprecating she is?
Yeah. Freaking. Right.
Tonight, @HillaryClinton joins @SethMeyers for some #JokesSethCantTell. pic.twitter.com/Vo6z3GLjWE
— Late Night (@LateNightSeth) November 9, 2017
Give me a break, Hillary. This is absolutely pathetic.
On the anniversary of her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton showed she still has a sense of humor as she took to national television to tell jokes.
The former Democratic candidate appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers to take part in the ‘Jokes Seth Can’t tell’ section of the show.
During the segment, Meyers requests the help of writers Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hegel to tell jokes that would be controversial coming from him as a ‘straight white male’.
The host explains that as Ruffin is an African-American and Hegel is a lesbian, it is less controversial for them to deliver the punchlines.
Oh my GOD this is insufferable.
But at about two minutes into last night’s show, Meyers said that one of the jokes seemed strangely ‘specific’.
Hegel then announces: ‘That’s okay we’ve got a friend to help us’ before Mrs Clinton emerges to applause and cheering.
Sat in the middle of the others the former secretary of state immediately launched into her punchlines as Meyers set up the jokes.
The presenter said: ‘According to a recent article chardonnay is making a comeback…’
‘And they said I wouldn’t be able to create jobs,’ Mrs Clinton quipped much to the amusement of the audience.
Meyers then said: ‘The retractable roof on Atalanta’s NFL stadium is not working properly.’
To which Mrs Clinton replied: ‘Well at least that ceiling’s broken.’
Finally Meyers said: ‘According to a recent report Koalas may be extinct by the year 2040…’
‘And according to Fox News, that’s my fault,’ Mrs Clinton said.
This is not the first time the former first lady has criticised Fox News coverage of her
I can’t. I just can’t. I REFUSE.
Speaking at an event in Washington DC last month Mrs Clinton joked that Fox News’s ‘disproportionate’ reporting on her was the same as it would be if she actually was president.
‘It does strike me that, in the last few days at least, Fox News seems to think that’s where I live, in the White House,’ She said.
‘Because they spend a disproportionate amount of their time talking about impeaching me.
‘If they want to make a trade, I’d be more than willing.
‘I would have much preferred to have come to the dinner tonight from a slightly closer residence.’
Oh honey… we know.
The only person who ACTUALLY seems to think you live in the White House is you…
But you don’t. ‘Cuz you’re #NOTMYPRESIDENT.