Oh yes. It has happened. Former FBI director James Comey made it official. He has joined Twitter. He has the blue check mark and everything.
Here’s my new handle. Glad to be part of the Twitterverse. Grateful to Reinhold for the cover these last few years.
— James Comey (@Comey) November 6, 2017
Twitter isn’t exactly sure how to handle it at this point.
Is this real?
— Grammitude💥 (@jgsworld08) November 6, 2017
As an initiation rite, you must now participate in Angry Personal Preference Twitter. Let's begin: is or is not Die Hard a Christmas Movie?
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) November 6, 2017
So disappointed that he didn't go for @ComeyIsYourHomey handle.
— ___📎___ (@ThinSkinTrump) November 6, 2017
I am too, actually.
Why did you ignore overwhelming evidence against @HillaryClinton? And do innocent people usually destroy evidence? 📱 🔨
— Christie (@RepRepublic) November 6, 2017
Ahhhh… The old book coming out routine.
— Nando (@TooOldTooStupid) November 6, 2017
— David Hughes 🇪🇺 (@DavidHughesTwit) November 6, 2017
On your mark, get set, pic.twitter.com/mQ6q9zb5e7
— Terry Ann Goss (@FLBookLady) November 6, 2017
Hello there. We've been waiting for so long.
— geebee. (@geabaeboo) November 6, 2017
Some people want to know if he’s an official #resister.
Lordy…
I hope that you know, you are now an honorary
member of #TheResistance
Welcome! Emoji Emoji Emoji pic.twitter.com/bndOEUHgxR
— ladyhawker (@ladyhawkerfinds) November 6, 2017
I make gifs to relieve stress. @Comey is my favorite subject—my muse, you could say. pic.twitter.com/EJGrEn7OOH
— 🕸Black Widow 💥 (@blackwidows2017) November 6, 2017
Isn’t @AlecBaldwin a million times better than real Donald J Trump?
— ((Molly Jong-Fast)) (@MollyJongFast) November 6, 2017
Uh…weird first question…
Also, he has a book coming out.
Lordy I hope there are pictures. https://t.co/7mkLLskVu8
— James Comey (@Comey) November 2, 2017
Welcome! We are glad to see you here and to get your perspective on things.
— Grumpy Indy (@GrumpyIndy) November 6, 2017
There’s now a legitimate chance Trump could fight with Comey on Twitter. That’s the only reason I care about this.
That’s what I’ll be looking out for. You can count on it.