“Human Ken Doll” Wants To Be “Barbie” Now

We’ve written about this dude before…. a few times. Because he’s an absolute mess.

The last time we heard about him he was getting his billionth nose-job, even though doctors warned him it could actually shrivel up and fall off.

Now he decided he’s a lady.

I wonder if all the libs who used to realize he suffered from obvious mental health issues are going to start patting him on the back as a trans hero now?

Probably.

Anyway, according to this:

A HUMAN ‘Ken Doll’ has spent £19,000 on surgery to feminise his hairline so he can live as a BARBIE.

 

Rodrigo Alves, 34, flew to Beverly Hills Hair Restoration clinic in Los Angeles last week to begin his 59th surgery, which will gradually allow him to “live as a woman”.

This is Human Ken we’re talking about, so OF COURSE he recorded it.

Warning. It’s really really graphic.

Dear God, why?!

This is the TV star’s 59th surgery. He has spent more than half a million dollars on procedures including nose jobs, silicone chest implants, eight pack abs and more.

 

The 34-year-old, who lives in London, said he would rather slowly modify his appearance than do “everything at once like Caitlyn Jenner”.

 

He said: “I have hair loss from all the medication and surgeries I have had, also I’m 34-years-old so not young anymore, also as a man we start producing hormones that trigger hair loss.

He’s 34?!?!!? I swear you could have said 54 and I wouldn’t know the difference. His face just looks like 10 pounds of silicone in a 5 pound bag, at this point.

He says “I am happy looking how I am for the moment but I don’t want to age looking as a plastic modified man, I want the best of both worlds.”

Oh… so you want to look like a plastic modified…. tiger? Because “plastic modified” is here to stay, my man. And “lady” is going to be a stretch too.

Here’s what he looks like now:

I’m going with “plastic modified nightmare” because holy smokes.

Do you think he ACTUALLY wants to be a woman ? Or that he just ran out of “man” surgeries?