O.J. Simpson Is Looking For Love At The Bunny Ranch

Please hold. I need to go vomit.

According to Page Six, O.J. Simpson– who was recently released from prison– is on the move. He’s looking for looooooooove you guys. I mean, even dudes who get away with murder need a little love, ya know? He’s been in prison for quite some time. He’s ready to get back with the ladies.

Among the first items on O.J. Simpson’s to-do list upon re-entry to the free world last week was to find some “companionship” after nine years in prison, an insider said.

So, where is he looking for love? Online dating? Tinder? Nope! Even better. He’s sending inquiries to the Bunny Ranch!

“He sent word … to the Bunny Ranch,” the insider said of Nevada’s famed legal house of prostitution.

 

“As far as I know, things are going down,” the ranch’s flamboyant owner, Dennis Hof, told The Post. He had earlier told Radar Online that Simpson buddy Tom Scotto had called looking for “a Nicole Brown look-a-like.”

Believe it or not, his lawyers are even looking into this. They want to make sure that a visit to the Bunny Ranch won’t violate his parole.

“There are still a lot of moving parts,” Hof said. “It all depends on O.J.’s schedules and meeting with the parole officers. It’s going to happen. The Bunny Ranch and the Bunny Ranch girls are anxious for O.J.’s visit.”

Can you imagine? O.J. finding himself back in the slammer for violating the terms of his parole because he couldn’t control himself and just HAD to visit the Bunny Ranch?

But listen– even if this doesn’t work out, he has other options. There’s always Blac Chyna’s mom.

“O.J., Juice … Come visit me,” she cooed in a now-deleted Instagram post that included her phone number. “I’m single. Those hands turn me up and on! The way they fit in that glove nice and tight ….”

Excuse me. I need to go vomit again.