Eminem Is Trying To Stay Relevant, ‘Roasts’ Trump During A Freestyle Rap Session

Eminem wants us all to remember that he exists. BTW– Eminem’s real name is Marshall Mathers. MARSHALL. I’m going to refer to him by that for the remainder of this post.

He pre-recorded a freestyle rap session for the BET Hip Hop Awards. He filmed the session in Detroit, because what better backdrop is there than a city completely destroyed by Democratic policies?

The FULL verse that EVERYBODY is talking about! @eminem BODIED THIS! #HipHopAwards pic.twitter.com/zoS0wEwjQF

— BET (@BET) October 11, 2017

My brain is actually melting out of my head. I’m guessing yours is too. That’s why I went ahead and provided you with some of Marshall’s siiiiiiiiickest lines.

Racism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for,

‘Cause that’s how he gets his f—ing rocks off and he’s orange,

Yeah, sick tan,

Trump is orange yo!

I’m a walk inside a mosque on Ramadan,

And say a prayer that every time Melania talks,

She gets a mou— ah, I’m a stop.

Melania is dumb yo!

Burn!The fact we’re not afraid of Trump,

F— walkin’ on egg shells, I came to stomp,

That’s why he keeps screamin’, “Drain the swamp!”,

‘Cause he’s in quicksand.

Trump sucks yo!

From his endorsement of Bannon,

Support for the Klansmen,

Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that’s black,

And comes home from Iraq,

And is still told to go back to Africa,

Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa,

Who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors,

Now if you’re a black athlete, you’re a spoiled little brat for,

Trying to use your platform or your stature,

To try to give those a voice who don’t have one,

He says, “You’re spittin’ in the face of vets who fought for us you bastards,”

Trump is racist yo!

And keep that s— balled like Donald the b—-,

“He’s gonna get rid of all immigrants!”

“He’s gonna build that thing up taller than this!”

Well, if he does build it, I hope it’s rock solid with bricks,

‘Cause like him in politics, I’m using all of his tricks,

‘Cause I’m throwin’ that piece of s— against the wall ’til it sticks,

And any fan of mine who’s a supporter of his,

I’m drawing in the sand a line, you’re either for or against,

And if you can’t decide who you like more and you’re split,

On who you should stand beside, I’ll do it for you with this: F— you.

End

The rest of America stand up,

We love our military, and we love our country,

But we f—ing hate Trump.

Everyone hates Trump yo!

Get on Marshall’s level.