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September 8, 2017I’ve always loved cooking and foodie shows (Gordon Ramsey MIGHT be my celebrity crush) but Anthony Bourdain has always seemed like such an a-hole to me. Not like a feisty, fun a-hole (Ahem, Gordon Ramsey) just a total d*ck.
Turns out my “hunch” was right.
Talk about full of himself. He was an A$$ from the very beginning.
Anthony Bourdain would dish poison if Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un made reservations for 2.
We got Bourdain Thursday at LAX and our intrepid photog wondered — what would the “Parts Unknown” host serve if asked to cater a peace talk meeting between the U.S. Prez and North Korea’s dictator?
Check it out … pretty clear where Bourdain stands with what he’d serve. HINT — it’s vegetarian, but also deadly.
Also, doesn’t sound like he’s got a soft spot for Kim Jong-un, who he calls a “chubby, evil little f***.”
What would he serve? Hemlock. He’d serve Trump some Hemlock.
In case you’re not sure what that is:
Hemlock
This is one of the most famous poisonous plants in history — it’s the flora responsible for killing Socrates. All parts of the plant contain the relatively simple alkaloid coniine which causes stomach pains, vomiting and progressive paralysis of the central nervous system.
Hemlock is also known by several common names, including devil’s porridge, beaver poison or poison parsley.
Claaaaassy. Anthony Bourdain wants to inflict a slow and excrutiating death on our President. Nothing to see here, it’s the kind of crap celebs say every day now.
Also, can we talk about how obnoxious the pap in that video is? We get it… you HATE Trump. I also hear your Aussie accent… why don’t you pack on up and GTFO?
