Mock Has The Rona. And More Tuesday Neeeeeews.

Mock has the Rona, y’all.  (I’m just counting the days until I get it, to be honest.)  Of course, she’s handling it with all smiles and Mocktasticness, like we all knew she would, but good mojo and prayers coming her way would be helpful!

Also, we’re filling you in on some top news stories o’ the day, including our AWESOME MAINSTREAM MEDIA and how they’re just now talking about how China may have sucked when it came to coronavirus (NOOOOO…..REALLY, Jake Tapper?  Say it ain’t SO, you investigative journalist!).  And a bodybuilder married a sex robot.  Because 2020.

Happy Tuesday, everyone!