How Can You Tell If You’re One Of The Good Guys? Don’t Try To Kill People.

The left is always spouting off about being on the right side of history, but the whole definition of history means we’re talking about things that haven’t played out yet. What’s a faster way to know if you’re one of the good guys? I feel like “my side doesn’t try to kill people” is a reasonable metric.

Police officers in Queens were driving their patrol car this weekend at (thankfully!) a slow speed when the brakes failed. They crashed into another vehicle stopped at a red light near the Union Turnpike. Fortunately there were only minor injuries to the people involved, and there was minor damage to the car.

That’s besides the point. An out of control patrol car could have hit a child riding their bike, or a crowd of people in the crosswalk. What kind of mentally deficient, basement dwelling adult thinks this is a good idea? This particular oxygen thief is not the only idiot who’s struck the New York Police Department. There are reports of cars being tampered with earlier in October, in September, and also in July. More details here.

I try my hardest to see things from the liberal perspective, but after hot yoga and everything, I seem incapable of getting my head that far up my own ass. This does not make you a good person. This does not put you on the side of righteousness. Jesus may still love you, but everyone else things you’re a freaking moron.