New Data Suggests Millennial Men Aren’t Into Boobs

LADIES. There is a brand new super important study that will probably change your entire life.

I know we recently delivered the fantastic news that boobs are back, but FALSE ALARM. A new study suggests they’re not. At least, not in the eyes of millennial men.

What am I getting at? Millennial men don’t like boobs. I know, I know. I didn’t think they could get any more effeminate either, but here we are. They eat gluten free bread, shamelessly wear man buns and cower at the site of boobs. (OK, OK. I’m exaggerating a bit.)

PornHub– again, I know, I know– has been examining the “viewing habits of most young males” and has found that males 18-24 are “20 percent less likely to search for breast-related content than males in older generations.”

Older men– as in those 55 to to 64– were “17 percent more likely to look for breast-related content.”

However, “1.5 per cent of all daily searches are breast-related, which still equates to millions of page views.”

Jackie Lewis, a plastic surgeon consultant, told The Telegraph that breast implants were ‘a fashion thing’ that has since lost some of its luster.

 

‘It was the “in” thing to be big breasted, this whole “I’m a Baywatch bimbette,’” the consultant added.

In other words, big boobs aren’t in right now. According to super professional PornHub RESEARCH.

‘It tends to go in peaks and troughs. At the moment larger breasts are out though I’m sure they’ll come back. We tend to react to what went before.’

 

The same thing is also true of porn, according to Vice President of PorhHub Corey Price.

There’s your boob related news of the day. You’re welcome.

h/t  Daily Mail