“Cute” Japanese Mascot Is WAY Grosser Than It Looks
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August 5, 2017What the heck is going on in Japan, you guys? These people are wack.
Case in point, some Japanese twitter account posted a picture of one of their new mascots….
はじめまして！「かんちゃん」です。
これから、いろいろな場所に行く予定だよ。
みんな よろしくね。 pic.twitter.com/AACOP6H9nC— イチジク製薬株式会社 (@ichijikuseiyaku) August 2, 2017
Terrible translation:
“Nice to meet you!
I’m kannagi-Chan.
I’m now going to a variety of locations.”
Oh! An adorable pink penguin? Nice to meet you too, little buddy! How cute! …Wait. What’s that nozzle looking think sticking out of its head?
I’m afraid to ask what this is supposed to be. https://t.co/JC0T3xERK5
— 立合い (@tachiai_blog) August 2, 2017
You and me both, friend.
Unfortunately, people do know what it’s supposed to be… and it’s not cute.
it’s an enema, you guys. they made an enema mascot https://t.co/TrG3NI2DWk pic.twitter.com/jo1T6p5LOU
— Spoon & Tamago (@Johnny_Strategy) August 3, 2017
OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WHY JAPAN?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!
It gets even creepier!
His name is “kan-chan” and he’s going places.
— Spoon & Tamago (@Johnny_Strategy) August 3, 2017
Make way for Ichijiku Pharmaceutical’s new enema mascot who has “plans to go many different places.” (I can only imagine one.) https://t.co/N4swHpFzTJ
— johnny cassidy (@OldYoungCassidy) August 2, 2017
MAKE IT STOP!
I think I found the places you’re talking about pic.twitter.com/aLnhr46KzE
— Peter Durfee (@Durf) August 3, 2017
I’M DONE HERE. WHY WHY WHYYYYYY DOES AN ENEMA NEED A PENGUIN-FACED MASCOT?!
you mean enemascot
— Harri Granholm (@hgranholm) August 3, 2017
Japan = Land of WTF-ery.
