The Ta-Ta Towel: It’s A Thing.

I cannot stop laughing at this product. Is it genius? Ridiculous? A little bit of both? It’s hard to say.

Allow me to introduce you to the Ta-Ta Towel. There’s absolutely zero mystery behind the name. It’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s a towel designed specifically for your boobs. It’s supposed to combat underboob sweat.

It’s an over the shoulder boulder holder. That’s what this is.

I honestly have no idea what to think of it.

Not going to lie– I dig the cheetah print. Still wouldn’t wear one of these things, but the patterns are on point. I’ll give ’em that.

I can’t stop laughing at that picture. Who in their right mind would casually do some front yard gardening with a boob towel on? It doesn’t look nearly secure as a bikini top.

Anyway, the revolutionary Ta-Ta Towel is $45 and works with sizes C-H. Sorry A and B club. You’re out. You probably don’t have boob sweat problems anyway.

Someone is probably getting rich off this, which is absurd and awesome, because ‘MERICA. We innovate, baby. Boob sweat problem solved. You’re welcome, world.