Speculation Over AOC Running For President – Shoot Me Now

Okay, seriously, if that EVER happened, I would pack my bags so dang quick and move to Canada. I don’t even agree with their politics but it would certainly be the lesser of two evils.

As Politico reported:

Since endorsing him in October, Ocasio-Cortez has become a supercharged surrogate for Sanders in early-voting and delegate-rich states. As she’s drawn massive crowds alongside the Vermont senator in Iowa, Nevada, California and New York, progressive insiders and activists are increasingly whispering about Ocasio-Cortez inheriting the movement one day — and running for the White House with it behind her.

You know how you pack underwear like you’re going to crap yourself every hour of the trip, even if you’re only going away for a weekend? Yeah, if AOC was elected president, I wouldn’t even take the time to be that particular.

More from Politico:

“The future of the Democratic Party is not Pete Buttigieg. It’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,” said Will Rodriguez-Kennedy, president of the California Young Democrats, which has endorsed Sanders. “She has gripped the attention of fellow millennials across the country. The Green New Deal has changed the conversation on environmental action in the Democratic Party.”

Yeah, well, she also compared maternal/paternal PTO to dogs giving birth. So.

If the never-trumpers think our circumstances are detrimental now (because Trump could literally hand them a brick of gold and they’d still find something wrong with it), just wait until someone becomes president who literally can’t even fake their intelligence in her current position.

I don’t think she’d even be able to manage the Bartender’s Association of South Bronx.

However, let’s thank our lucky stars that the Constitution necessitates that an elected president must be at least 35 years of age. Phew!