Meghan McCain Thinks Her Father’s Death Is More Important Than YOUR Father’s Death, Palin Divorce Update, And California Homelessness

It’s Hump Day, y’all.  That means that we’re discussing Meghan McCain’s Dad again, because it’s just like every other day, amirite?  Anywho, his death was way more important than your Dad’s death.  Dontchaknow?  He was an ICON, after all.

Also, Sarah Palin discussed her impending divorce, and we are talking about that.  I kinda hate that we’re talking about that, because I feel like if anyone was going to make it, it would’ve been the Palins.  I gotta say, though, if she’s going to be on the singles scene anytime soon, she looks GOOOOOD.  If she ever wants to be coupled again?  She will have no issue in that department, because Sarah is a smokeshow.

We also have to talk about the homelessness problem in California today, because there’s a story about a guy in L.A. who threw his own stored-up feces at a woman, which is quite possibly one of the most disgusting stories that we’ve had to cover in my recent recollection.

That’s Wednesday in a nutshell, y’all.  Hope you’re having a wonderful Hump DAAAAAY.