This Woman’s Boobs Are Ruining Her Life… So She Wants Your Money

Some British lady with enormous baps (that’s what the Brits call knockers, y’all!) is boo-hoo-hooing because the government won’t pay for her breast reduction surgery unless she loses weight first.

Her back hurts, and she doesn’t want to lose weight, so she’d like someone else to pay for her tig ol’ bitty reduction.

According to The Mirror:

A woman with 38GG boobs says she needs a breast reduction operation – or she’ll end up in a wheelchair.

 

Laura Jack, 27, says she suffers chronic back pain and insomnia as a result of her enormous bust.

 

Speaking about her chest Laura said: “They have led to me losing friends, missing out on opportunities and generally ruining my life.”

 

Now she is trying to raise £5,500 to have a breast reduction operation carried out privately.

 

Laura says she’s not eligible for the procedure on the NHS due to her weight. She stands at just under 5ft and has a body mass index (BMI) of around 39.The NHS will only do the op on women with a BMI of 26.

 

Writing on Gofundme, Laura said: “I need to be at a set weight in order to have the operation, a weight I simply cannot reach with my build, and no matter what diet or magic I use, it is not going to happen.”

Ok so if I’m understanding this correctly, she’d have the operation paid for if she lost some weight, but she’s pulling the “I’m not fat, I’m just big boned!” card, and now she wants other people to pay for her boob reduction?….neat.

Also, hate to rude (do I?), but chances are if she lost some weight the problem miiiiight take care of itself? At least partially? Yes, yes it would.

Making large-baped Laura’s problems even worse, her fiance sounds like kind of a knob.

Her fiance Adam, 28, has been left devastated by the situation.

 

He added: “It’s heartbreaking because there is nothing that I can do to make this better.

 

“She won’t let me see her naked, I have to leave the room and shut my eyes, and then when I get into the bedroom it has to be dark and she will have the covers up to her chin.”

Um. Sounds like the surgery costs £5,500, champ. £5,500 which your lady is asking strangers to provide. There IS in fact something you can do to make this better. It’s called get off your a$$ and find a way to make £5,500.

Desperate Laura, from North Shields, is now asking for help, saying her breasts have made her life a misery.

 

“Another issue is my confidence, it has been severely knocked by my assets, I cannot find anything that is flattering for both my height and bust.

Knocked by Knockers: A Tragic Tale.

GoFundMe has many noble and worthwhile causes. It is also a breeding ground of lazy, entitled jerks who can’t be expected to solve their own freaking problems.