Jiu-jitsu Masters Offer Tips On How Passengers Should Handle Getting Dragged Off A Flight

I’m sorry, but this is hilarious. Two jiu-jitsu masters–Ryrion and Rener Gracie– decided to make a quick video, designed to help passengers learn to deal with the fear of being dragged off their next flight.

Behold. Six “very effective drag defense methods.”

Sorry United, but you totally deserve this. I’m all about that tornado spin. I definitely think I’d go with that move. Or the helicopter armbar. ALL DAY.

h/t Daily Mail