Vegans Walk Into Steakhouse, Yell At Everyone For Eating Meat

A group of wack job vegans walked into a steakhouse (sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, doesn’t it?) and decided to yell at everyone for eating meat.

Also, they would like all meat lovers to know that they’re total hypocrites because they don’t eat dogs. For real.

Why yes, a petite filet for dinner DOES sound positively divine!

On a side note, my dad makes this little thing called “meat candy.” He smokes country style ribs  and chops the meat off into bite size pieces and tops ’em with a sweet bourbon glaze. He usually sticks them back in the smoker to allow the glaze to condense. Before we eat them, he tops them with more bourbon glaze. It’s sweet, smoky, porky and amazing. I guarantee if these angry vegans tried it, it would change their lives forever.

h/t eBaum’s World