Social Justice Cultists Are Freaking Out About Justin Bieber’s Hair. For Real.

I hate these Social Justice Cultists for making me defend Justin Bieber. I swear, they live to make my life miserable.

According to this, Justin Bieber showed up at the iHeartRadio Music Awards with his hair in dreadlocks. And as we’ve already been so thoroughly educated by the Social Justice Cultural Appropriation Police, white people aren’t allowed to wear dreadlocks. Because black people wore them first, you know (unless you count ancient Egyptians and Greeks, who were the first ones in history to actually wear dreadlocks.. So… did black people appropriate their culture? Or are black people just exempt from such accusations?)

Bieber got dreads. There’s your (unwanted) daily dose of cultural appropriation.

— Sam White (@samwhiteout) April 3, 2016

Justin Bieber has gotten to the point where you don’t even know what he appropriating,
Dreads, braids or straw hay pic.twitter.com/QPsVg1y0Yr

— nae (@neyshajasme) April 3, 2016

Justin Bieber got dreads *culture appropriation deep sigh*

— digbickfaithfulvirgn (@IktGuy) April 3, 2016

Justin Bieber can dress up like a pimple on a warthog’s backside for all I care (which simply involves him rolling out of bed in the morning, but I digress). But to criticize him – or any other white person – for “cultural appropriating” a hairstyle is just stupid. Where did this idiotic idea come from, anyway? The idea that a race owns certain hairstyles or fashions or even food and no one else can use them is patently ridiculous. I thought we were all supposed to be inclusive and accepting. Or does that just apply to people that progressive social justice cultists like?

On the other hand – if Bieber annoys the Cult of Social Justice again, this could get entertaining.