The AP Says That Obama “Stared Down A Glacier,” Because The AP Apparently Has Tingly Legs, Too.

So, you know how we reported that Obama is on a reality show.  Because President Selfie Stick.  You know.

Apparently, Obama is so macho (in his Mom jeans) that he stares down glaciers.  You know, all Chuck-Norris like.  Just ask the Associated Press, who has taken over the tingly-legged duties of Chris Matthews to bring us unbiased news stories like this.

Seriously – check out the title of their video here.  It pretty much says it all.  I couldn't make up this crap if I tried.

First he was going to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet, and now he's staring down glaciers.  WHAT CAN'T THIS MORTAL MAN DOOOOO?

Your American "journalism" everyone.