Hillary Just Wrote An Op-ed And Dropped 3 Whoppers In The First Paragraph

The buzz about Hillary’s not-so-spontaneous Scooby Trip is coming to an end. She proved that she’s truly a woman of the people. (Except not really.) To top off her completely down-to-earth trip, she wrote an op-ed for the Des Moines Register, and let me tell ya. It's quite the doozy.

The first few sentences actually contain her biggest whoppers yet. No need to dance around it, just jump straight into those lies Hillz!

Emphasis is mine–

“When I came to Iowa, I wanted to do something a little different. No big speeches or rallies. Just talking directly with everyday Iowans. Because this campaign isn't going to be about me, it's going to be about Iowans and people across our country who are ready for a better future.”

Let’s break that down for a second.

"I wanted to do something a little different." First, she didn’t actually do anything different. The entire trip, down to the name of the van was an old, recycled idea. She did the same thing when she was running for a U.S. Senate seat in New York back in 2000. The most spontaneous thing about the entire trip was probably parking in that handicap spot. Next!

“…Just talking directly with everyday Iowans.” That sounds nice. But she didn’t actually talk to “everyday Iowans.” And the people who tried to get close enough to have an “ordinary, unprompted” conversation with her couldn’t, because she’s Queen Hillary.

That super chill roundtable discussion coffee shop visit? Completely staged. Even down to the participants. Hillary’s campaign staffer Troy Price actually called them ahead of time, picked them up and drilled them for 30 minutes prior to entering the presence of Queen Hillary.

All of those “ordinary” folks were prescreened. Her other meeting with the “everyday Iowans” involved local Democratic leaders who were required to turn in their cameras and cellphones prior to participating.

Because that’s what everyday Americans do. I prescreen everyone before I talk to them. And take their cell phones. I mean, who doesn’t do that? Right Hillary?

Even when she was holding conversations with “everyday Iowans,” she didn’t really say much. She just nodded her head and said “mmm hmm” approximately 88 times. And when she did actually open her mouth, she revealed how completely out of touch and unqualified she is to be the leader of the free world. She was all “People told me small businesses were struggling, but I didn’t know what they were saying! But I do now! LOLZ.”

Ready for the grand finale?

“Because this campaign isn't going to be about me.”

What. A. LOAD. Of course it’s about her. It’s always about her. It’s her turn to be president, so she’ll say whatever she needs to say and sympathize with whoever needs sympathy to get there. She’ll lie, fake her personality and switch up her accent. You tell her what she needs to do to appeal to you, and it’s a done deal.

If you can stomach reading the remainder of her op-ed, go for it. But the first few sentences really sum it up. It’s just more of the same. Calculated fakery with lies upon lies upon lies.

h/t The Hill