Holy mother of yikes. Check this out.
I mean, yiiiiiiiikes. The cringe, y’all. Holy crap the cringe.
Apparently, that nightmare took place in Cedar Rapids, IA this past Sunday, when a kid asked her what her favorite Lizzo song was.
To Kirsten’s credit, I had no idea who Lizzo was until like a month ago when I started hearing the song “Juice.” So props to her for being such a young, hip mom.
But couldn’t she have just answered the question with a song title without trying to Actually Perform it?
Anyway, Kirsten also told the crowd not to worry about her low polling numbers, because the primary is a marathon, not a sprint.
Anyway, yes. That sound you heard was Kirsten Gillibrand singing this:
Meanwhile, I have totally been rocking out to Juice, which is super Bruno Mars-y to me. What do y’all think?