Random Black Dude Demands Starbucks “Reparations” … He Gets What He Wants

Some random dude who goes by “Hotep Jesus” decided to get himself some free stuff for being black.

You know. Because “Starbucks hates black people.”

Starbucks is racist https://t.co/fPf3ERMlXX

— Hotep Jesus 🧠 (@VibeHi) April 15, 2018

As transcribed here:

“I heard ya’ll was racist, so I came to get my free coffee,” Sharpe says in the video to the white barista taking his order.

“I saw that!” the girl responds.

“I heard you guys don’t like black people, so I came to get my Starbucks reparations voucher,” Sharpe continues.

“Not our store,” the barista says.

“Is that a real thing?” she asks him. “I mean, I’ll give it to you, I saw that on my Twitter last night and I was like, what the f*ck!”

“I need a free coffee,” Sharpe tells her, taking advantage of the stupidity of the company.

“I’ll give you a free coffee,” the barista says.

“That’s what I’m talking about! This is justice,” Sharpe says sarcastically. “This is justice. This is what I’m talking about.”

The barista went onto to offer his choice of milk and flavoring.

So can I march down to Starbucks and demand free coffee for some idiotic reason, or is free coffee only for black people? THAT’S RACIST. OMG! STARBUCKS ONLY LIKES BLACK PEOPLE! WHERE’S MY FREE SH*T?!

I AM OUTRAGED.

Aaaaand it gets worse…

Coffee isn’t enough. This guy wants money, too.

Keep in mind, he has NOTHING to do with what happened at that Starbucks in Philadelphia. He’s just getting himself a piece of that White Guilt pie.

Please donate all reparations payments to our patreon.https://t.co/d54EjCaO2p

Free coffee isn’t enough 😂 https://t.co/lhoJHcvORr

— Hotep Jesus 🧠 (@VibeHi) April 18, 2018

LOVELY.

SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE: This dude is actually awesome.