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April 13, 2018Ok… so I know Netflix has made some rather questionable choices lately, and that not everyone here is a huge fan…
BUT
You HAVE to admit this is pretty freaking funny.
Anyway… Neil tweeted this FIVE YEARS AGO (and was as pedantically obnoxious as ever.)
Was ready to watch the 1998 film Armageddon (in which the laws of physics are optional) but it’s nowhere on Netflix or iTunes
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) February 17, 2013
EYE ROLL.
Go home with your laws of physics talk, Neil. IT’S A DAMN MOVIE.
Anywayyyyyyy… FAST FORWARD FIVE YEARS.
well its on there now if u wanna ruin it for everyone, neil https://t.co/Q99TMgmfzZ
— Netflix US (@netflix) April 13, 2018
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Five years, guys!
THEY WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR FIVE. FREAKING. YEARS.
I love that so much.
I love when Netflix gets feisty 😏
— B ☾𓂀 (@alltoohumane) April 13, 2018
— Netflix US (@netflix) April 13, 2018
YAAAASSSSSS.
And then people took the Neil-D-T mockery to a whole new level.
netflix waited 5 years for this tweet, btw
— J.D. Durkin (@jiveDurkey) April 13, 2018
Properly speaking, Netflix, seconds are not “worth” anything. Assigning them value is a human characteristic that will be long forgotten in the eons after our existence has ended (am i doing this right,neil)
— Jack Hoey III (@JacktheLesser) April 13, 2018
Yes. You sound EXACTLY like his obnoxiously literal a$$.
Your time is worthless jack I’ll remember that
— noah zylstra (@zylstra509) April 13, 2018
Can’t tell if this is sarcastic or merely pedantic, which makes it a better imitation of a NDT tweet than mine, tbh
— Jack Hoey III (@JacktheLesser) April 13, 2018
you guys…. it’s friday. chill. 🤦🏼♀️
— Netflix US (@netflix) April 13, 2018
AAAAND…
OMG, I love Dunk On Neil deGrasse Tyson Day; it is my favorite day of the year.
days of course are meaningless moments in time reflecting little more than our fleeting position in sp https://t.co/AEIjgj1FNT
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) April 13, 2018
Honestly, it’s about time that the #brands rose up against NdT’s hyper-literalist bullshit. WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PALS.
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) April 13, 2018
Wait. Are we dunking on Neil? That’s my favorite hobby
— Damian Arias (@Ariasdmn) April 13, 2018
YAS! But also…
But, but today is like any day of the year. Completely arbitrary and meaningless in relation to the vastness of the universe!
— The Packman (@adpackman) April 13, 2018
DEAD.
